Friday 12:48am
Sydney, NSW
Sleepy and stuffed.....
Howdy....
Today at work i was so busy that i didn't have no time to eat. During the afternoon, I rushed from one place to another and eventually was 45mins late at my other workplace.
When I walked to the building I see three people waiting at the door for me. It was raining hard and I can see one old lady with no umbrella and drenched wet, another old fart (he was staring at people intensely - to see where the fucker was, ie me, and a gay guy (he actually looked and acted gay). By the way, this is a normal day for me. I'm not proud of it but fuck it.
So I went to the door and see all these guys staring the shit out of me. I expected them to spit on my face or do something like that.
I wouldn't blame them if they do that. If you're standing in the rain for 45 mins, soaking wet and in a lot of pain I would paint the shop window with feces.
Anyway, all three of them said that i booked them at the same time.
ahhh.... I forgot about that.
So the gay guy walks towards me...
he then slowly and carefully said to me - like he is going to kill me or make love to me...
"....the old lady and guy has been waiting for a long time - you better take them in first. Just rebook me in for next week."
phew!! what a relief...
now, what kind of excuse should i give the old woman and man?
so i thought... stuff it i didn't bother giving them a good excuse, i said i was late because of traffic and that's that. I guess they're in a lot of pain and they need to be treated anyway.
hahaha!
actually.. i shouldn't laugh.
I treated both of them and then finally i was done for the day. I was bloody tired and bloody hungry that i could eat a bloody steak with bloody mushroom sauce.
So i walked to this bloody decrepit restaurant and order a bloody medium rare bloody steak - with coke... umm i mean a bloody coke!
Now, this waiter was one of the most rudest asshole around, he said that there's no bloody steak and the only thing available is a pasta and that's all there is. There were no other choice.
At that time, i was so buggered and hungry and ordered it.
I waited for forty bloody minutes and was served some sloppy piece of crapola. It was one of the most disgusting piece of shit i ever eaten.
sigh...this is karma.....
Anyway, the moral of the story is that the goal of making money in the restaurant business are not: having good quality food, excellent service and is inexpensive. But a good restaurant business should be: serve and charge any shit to hungry customers. Same thing applies to other businesses. For example, if you were locked up with 5 people for days without food and your the only one with a big chocolate bar - how much would they pay for it?
But the above is not the real moral of the story......don't be friggin late.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
How To Stop Dementia
Tuesday 1.20am
Granville, NSW
Sitting bucknaked writing this shitty blog
Howdy,
Twice a week I work in a nursing home. Whenever you go in there, a putrid smell will hit you. You look up and see people wandering along the corridor aimlessly.
You talk to them and it seems like your talking to a brick wall.
A walking zombie.
There's no life in there. Years of wisdom and memories scooped out of them.
And then you talk to the other resident who can at least talk a few sentences. You can see it in their eyes, they know they going to waste in this prison shithole and their mind is slowing turning to mush.
One of the resident from the Balkans who can only remember the war. The loud sounds of gunfire and explosions constantly rewinds into her memory.
During the day, she screams and imitate the sound of gunfire:
"Ba-ba-ba-Bang! Bang! Bang!"
And then you see residents walking around with shit glued onto their pants. Glue-sticky-smelly-crappy-shit.
Almost most of the people I meet who are over 70's years old that still have the memory and mind still intact are generally lost people.
They complain that the years has passed by so quickly they didn't even realized it. You turn 20, and then you pass 30, then 40 and so on.... until you're an old fart who suddenly realize that haven't achieved much in life.
They have regrets. Usually what i hear from them is that only if they go through one of their crazy ideas - what would've happened?
They live a life of being too safe. They did the usual thing 'normal' thing like start a family, work like a slave for years and then retired.
But what if they try one of their ideas? What if they took the enormous risk? Would they have any regrets?
Think about this? Are you doing the same shit you're doing for years and think you're too old to start fresh?
Well if you do, then life will just pass by. Before you know it, you be 80 yrs old with nappy rash, wandering around aimlessly like a zombie and smell like rotten fish.
It's no good being safe, you need to take risks - it stimulates your mind and prevent your brain from rotting. No point having a life so you can please someone - you have to do it for yourself.
Granville, NSW
Sitting bucknaked writing this shitty blog
Howdy,
Twice a week I work in a nursing home. Whenever you go in there, a putrid smell will hit you. You look up and see people wandering along the corridor aimlessly.
You talk to them and it seems like your talking to a brick wall.
A walking zombie.
There's no life in there. Years of wisdom and memories scooped out of them.
And then you talk to the other resident who can at least talk a few sentences. You can see it in their eyes, they know they going to waste in this prison shithole and their mind is slowing turning to mush.
One of the resident from the Balkans who can only remember the war. The loud sounds of gunfire and explosions constantly rewinds into her memory.
During the day, she screams and imitate the sound of gunfire:
"Ba-ba-ba-Bang! Bang! Bang!"
And then you see residents walking around with shit glued onto their pants. Glue-sticky-smelly-crappy-shit.
Almost most of the people I meet who are over 70's years old that still have the memory and mind still intact are generally lost people.
They complain that the years has passed by so quickly they didn't even realized it. You turn 20, and then you pass 30, then 40 and so on.... until you're an old fart who suddenly realize that haven't achieved much in life.
They have regrets. Usually what i hear from them is that only if they go through one of their crazy ideas - what would've happened?
They live a life of being too safe. They did the usual thing 'normal' thing like start a family, work like a slave for years and then retired.
But what if they try one of their ideas? What if they took the enormous risk? Would they have any regrets?
Think about this? Are you doing the same shit you're doing for years and think you're too old to start fresh?
Well if you do, then life will just pass by. Before you know it, you be 80 yrs old with nappy rash, wandering around aimlessly like a zombie and smell like rotten fish.
It's no good being safe, you need to take risks - it stimulates your mind and prevent your brain from rotting. No point having a life so you can please someone - you have to do it for yourself.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
How To Use Words To Influence People
Saturday, 3:37pm
Granville, NSW
Lazy Saturday sunny afternoon at home
Howdy,
I'm listening to this marketer about how to sell stuff. He had an idea.
Let's say God had sent you a gift from heaven and the gift he was going to give you was a woman. You will able to choose only one woman from the 100 women he will show you. The woman that you choose will be with you forever and will be impossible for you to get another woman.
But - the only way you can choose this woman is by reading a letter from each woman. Now, you wouldn't choose a woman that says in her letter that she's kind, sweet and loves to cook and then that's it.
You would choose the letter that would say everything about her in every tiny details and explaining all the benefits to make your life great. It wouldn't matter how long the letter it was, the most important thing is how is she good for you.
Another example, if you read blogs, what article you read first? Normally, the headlines would catch your eyes first. Usually, if the headline is not interesting then we won't bother reading the rest of the post. If the heading intrigues or benefits you, you become curious and you then proceed to read the rest of the article. If the article is about the secret of getting what you want in life with no effort and money, you would read the whole article and it doesn't matter how long the article was - as long it gives it you all the details on how to achieve it.
Catch you later
Granville, NSW
Lazy Saturday sunny afternoon at home
Howdy,
I'm listening to this marketer about how to sell stuff. He had an idea.
Let's say God had sent you a gift from heaven and the gift he was going to give you was a woman. You will able to choose only one woman from the 100 women he will show you. The woman that you choose will be with you forever and will be impossible for you to get another woman.
But - the only way you can choose this woman is by reading a letter from each woman. Now, you wouldn't choose a woman that says in her letter that she's kind, sweet and loves to cook and then that's it.
You would choose the letter that would say everything about her in every tiny details and explaining all the benefits to make your life great. It wouldn't matter how long the letter it was, the most important thing is how is she good for you.
Another example, if you read blogs, what article you read first? Normally, the headlines would catch your eyes first. Usually, if the headline is not interesting then we won't bother reading the rest of the post. If the heading intrigues or benefits you, you become curious and you then proceed to read the rest of the article. If the article is about the secret of getting what you want in life with no effort and money, you would read the whole article and it doesn't matter how long the article was - as long it gives it you all the details on how to achieve it.
Catch you later
Thursday, February 21, 2008
What Woman Want
I had an idea today. Let's say there's a very good looking and classy lady in a high class party where only billionaires and celebrities are allowed.
Now, let's say there were four guys at the party and she had to pick only one guy to take home.
One guy was a multi-billionaire, another a handsome ladies man, then a movie star (lets say this guy is Brad Pitt) and lastly a scabby rotten looking heroin dealer.
Ok. Which one do you think she go home with tonight?
What if this heroin dealer secretly knows she have a heroin addiction?
This is no brainer.
I think this woman would choose the heroin dealer straight away. The heroin dealer knows what she really wants and he provides it.
We usually think we know what people want. In fact, 90% of the time we are wrong. Even though we ask them what they want - they will never give you a straight answer.
What people want are usually 99.9% irrational - it doesn't really make sense. If you apply logic to it, nearly all the time it's not really what they want.
For example, if your friend bought a new flashy car and his reason for buying a car was because:
1. It feels really comfortable and you can go to work/home quicker.
2. It's tax deductible.
3. I got heaps of money and i need something to splash it on.
In fact, the real reason your friend wants to buy that car because:
1. Haha you fucker. Look what i got! Are you fucking impressed? Look how good i am you fucking loser!
2. I got a small fucking dick. I need something to compensate for it. I think this will impress my slutty next door neighbor. My cock is ready for you! Open your legs!
3. For years i think you think i was a loser - now look what i got!
4. Fuck you all! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Alright. The real reason your girlfriend is dating you because:
1. I can impress my girlfriends, mum and dad that i'm dating this medical doctor who is really a fucking loser that i can't stand spending my rest of life - and just wants to fuck me but really is too chicken shit to say so. All well, i might as well enjoy the spotlight meanwhile i use him as much as i can until a better guy walks into my life.
2. He is so fucking good looking - too bad he has a brain the size of a peanut. Fuck it! I gonna use this guy to impress my friend and use him as my toy. That's it - he is going to be my bitch!
3. Oh my god! Im so fucking lonely, i can't get any real guy. I might as well stick to this fucking loser - better than being fucking a lonely old cow - and inevitably i know i'm going to be a lonely old cow anyway.
4. Fucking hell - this guy is loaded. He is my one way meal ticket out of this poor shithole!
Now, let's say there were four guys at the party and she had to pick only one guy to take home.
One guy was a multi-billionaire, another a handsome ladies man, then a movie star (lets say this guy is Brad Pitt) and lastly a scabby rotten looking heroin dealer.
Ok. Which one do you think she go home with tonight?
What if this heroin dealer secretly knows she have a heroin addiction?
This is no brainer.
I think this woman would choose the heroin dealer straight away. The heroin dealer knows what she really wants and he provides it.
We usually think we know what people want. In fact, 90% of the time we are wrong. Even though we ask them what they want - they will never give you a straight answer.
What people want are usually 99.9% irrational - it doesn't really make sense. If you apply logic to it, nearly all the time it's not really what they want.
For example, if your friend bought a new flashy car and his reason for buying a car was because:
1. It feels really comfortable and you can go to work/home quicker.
2. It's tax deductible.
3. I got heaps of money and i need something to splash it on.
In fact, the real reason your friend wants to buy that car because:
1. Haha you fucker. Look what i got! Are you fucking impressed? Look how good i am you fucking loser!
2. I got a small fucking dick. I need something to compensate for it. I think this will impress my slutty next door neighbor. My cock is ready for you! Open your legs!
3. For years i think you think i was a loser - now look what i got!
4. Fuck you all! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Alright. The real reason your girlfriend is dating you because:
1. I can impress my girlfriends, mum and dad that i'm dating this medical doctor who is really a fucking loser that i can't stand spending my rest of life - and just wants to fuck me but really is too chicken shit to say so. All well, i might as well enjoy the spotlight meanwhile i use him as much as i can until a better guy walks into my life.
2. He is so fucking good looking - too bad he has a brain the size of a peanut. Fuck it! I gonna use this guy to impress my friend and use him as my toy. That's it - he is going to be my bitch!
3. Oh my god! Im so fucking lonely, i can't get any real guy. I might as well stick to this fucking loser - better than being fucking a lonely old cow - and inevitably i know i'm going to be a lonely old cow anyway.
4. Fucking hell - this guy is loaded. He is my one way meal ticket out of this poor shithole!
Monday, February 18, 2008
"All Those Things That Seems To Oppose Your Goals Are Actually The Raw Materials for Achieving Them"
I just heard this saying.
I thought they were not much money in the business. Eventually i worked for someone else (still am) and closed down the business. Having listen and heard about successful people, i now think i was wrong. If someone else is in the same business and making an extraordinary amount of money - then there was something wrong with the way i handle the business or didn't have the business fundamentals.
Simply put, I didn't have the right attitude. I see so many people that are in business that seems like there is not enough money in it, yet they become wildly successful in it. For example, one of my client who is a taxi-driver is a multi-millionaire.
Now i know what the problem i had before, i learn how to achieve my goals. The best way to learn is by your mistakes and by modeling someone much better than you.
"All those things that seems to oppose your goals are actually the raw material for achieving them."I remember when i opened up my business years ago, i had a lot of trouble with the business. Even though it was making money, it didn't return as much money as i think it would. The problem was that I worked so hard yet there was little reward for my effort.
I thought they were not much money in the business. Eventually i worked for someone else (still am) and closed down the business. Having listen and heard about successful people, i now think i was wrong. If someone else is in the same business and making an extraordinary amount of money - then there was something wrong with the way i handle the business or didn't have the business fundamentals.
Simply put, I didn't have the right attitude. I see so many people that are in business that seems like there is not enough money in it, yet they become wildly successful in it. For example, one of my client who is a taxi-driver is a multi-millionaire.
Now i know what the problem i had before, i learn how to achieve my goals. The best way to learn is by your mistakes and by modeling someone much better than you.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
What Would You Do If You Have Pancreatic Cancer And You Have 1% Chance of Living Within 5 Years?
I was listening to a Marketing expert today about achieving the best results in any field and getting what you want in life.
Almost everybody think this guy was a marketing genius because he was learning much faster than anyone else. But during this interview he said that he wasn't as smart as anyone else - he wasn't born a genius. He was like everybody else with an average IQ. Yet he was able to outperform everybody in his field.
How did he do it?
The answer seemed so obvious yet 95% of us missed it. He model what the very best people are doing and copied it. ie He found out why they were different from the other group, .....what makes them tick? ...what was there attitude like? ....what did they do they do differently compared to the other group?
So he gave this lecture to a group of students and asked them, "What would you do if you have pancreatic cancer where only 1% of people will survive after 5 years?".
Some of the student answered;
"I pray to God"
"I talk to the experts and find out as much as i can about the latest treatment"
"I enjoy my life to the fullest"
"read all the medical journals"
All of these questions were not wrong but they were not the best. None of the answers were not even close to what he was thinking. Every year he would ask this question and none of his student would answer correctly.
The answer to his question was this, "I would call up all the doctors that he knew about the cancer and asked them about what did that 1% that survived did." He would model the same thing what the 1% survivors did. For example, eating 10x a day, doing some sort of special exercise, asked them how they think/attitude, where did they live - did they live in the forest? He would get as much information as possible on the 1% survivors and copied their behavior.
If you want to be the best in any field, find someone that is the very best and model their behavior. It doesn't guarantee success, but the odds are in your favor.
If you want to be a successful tennis player, don't just ask your local tennis guy to teach you, learn from the very best - a tennis pro. If you want to learn Cantonese quickly, learn from someone who has learned it faster and fluently than anyone else - and copy their behavior.
It's all about your attitude to things. If you think you're too smart to do what this expert says - then i think you be losing a lot of wisdom. Learn from someone who is better than you. Let that fat big ego go.
End Rant.
Almost everybody think this guy was a marketing genius because he was learning much faster than anyone else. But during this interview he said that he wasn't as smart as anyone else - he wasn't born a genius. He was like everybody else with an average IQ. Yet he was able to outperform everybody in his field.
How did he do it?
The answer seemed so obvious yet 95% of us missed it. He model what the very best people are doing and copied it. ie He found out why they were different from the other group, .....what makes them tick? ...what was there attitude like? ....what did they do they do differently compared to the other group?
So he gave this lecture to a group of students and asked them, "What would you do if you have pancreatic cancer where only 1% of people will survive after 5 years?".
Some of the student answered;
"I pray to God"
"I talk to the experts and find out as much as i can about the latest treatment"
"I enjoy my life to the fullest"
"read all the medical journals"
All of these questions were not wrong but they were not the best. None of the answers were not even close to what he was thinking. Every year he would ask this question and none of his student would answer correctly.
The answer to his question was this, "I would call up all the doctors that he knew about the cancer and asked them about what did that 1% that survived did." He would model the same thing what the 1% survivors did. For example, eating 10x a day, doing some sort of special exercise, asked them how they think/attitude, where did they live - did they live in the forest? He would get as much information as possible on the 1% survivors and copied their behavior.
If you want to be the best in any field, find someone that is the very best and model their behavior. It doesn't guarantee success, but the odds are in your favor.
If you want to be a successful tennis player, don't just ask your local tennis guy to teach you, learn from the very best - a tennis pro. If you want to learn Cantonese quickly, learn from someone who has learned it faster and fluently than anyone else - and copy their behavior.
It's all about your attitude to things. If you think you're too smart to do what this expert says - then i think you be losing a lot of wisdom. Learn from someone who is better than you. Let that fat big ego go.
End Rant.
Friday, February 15, 2008
The Things That Are True Are Not The Things That Thing That Most Of Us Want To Be True
I was talking to my friend today about female sexuality and the myths surrounds that.
He was talking about how most girls that you see (especially if they're innocent looking) are not as sexual compared to men. This is a huge misconception in my opinion. I think girls are just as sexual as guys but in a different way.
I'm not saying nearly all girls are wildly horny that wants to grab any cock they see.
I wish that was true though. It makes it easier on us guys. And some other girls likes eating carpet.
But anyway, my point was that my friend has misconception that most girls are not interested in sex at all. If you read any woman magazine such as Vogue or any other nonsense that girls read, you find that got a lot of articles/advice about sex. Just have a look and I guarantee that got more than 2 articles about sex.
I also bet you that these magazines have more articles about sex than men magazines such as FHM.
Then you read some of the other rubbish that they read such as Mills & Boon romance novels. You rather smash your head against the wall than read any of those. Basically these novels are female version of porn but with words only.
My point is that most of the things that are true are usually not the things most of us want us to be true because it collides or is against our existing belief system. We become so brainwash by TV, movies and friends that they are all sugar and sweet.
In fact, they are just as bad as guys. I had a client of mine who is a hairdresser, she was talking about how common women cheat on their husbands or lie about how much money they spend. It was totally unbelievable the stories that she told me.
If you're a female and think this is wrong, please post a comment and explain why it's not true.
End rant.
He was talking about how most girls that you see (especially if they're innocent looking) are not as sexual compared to men. This is a huge misconception in my opinion. I think girls are just as sexual as guys but in a different way.
I'm not saying nearly all girls are wildly horny that wants to grab any cock they see.
I wish that was true though. It makes it easier on us guys. And some other girls likes eating carpet.
But anyway, my point was that my friend has misconception that most girls are not interested in sex at all. If you read any woman magazine such as Vogue or any other nonsense that girls read, you find that got a lot of articles/advice about sex. Just have a look and I guarantee that got more than 2 articles about sex.
I also bet you that these magazines have more articles about sex than men magazines such as FHM.
Then you read some of the other rubbish that they read such as Mills & Boon romance novels. You rather smash your head against the wall than read any of those. Basically these novels are female version of porn but with words only.
My point is that most of the things that are true are usually not the things most of us want us to be true because it collides or is against our existing belief system. We become so brainwash by TV, movies and friends that they are all sugar and sweet.
In fact, they are just as bad as guys. I had a client of mine who is a hairdresser, she was talking about how common women cheat on their husbands or lie about how much money they spend. It was totally unbelievable the stories that she told me.
If you're a female and think this is wrong, please post a comment and explain why it's not true.
End rant.
Why It's Important To Learn How An Asshole Feel
I was thinking the other day about one of my clients. A few weeks ago he wanted to see me to get his back fixed. He was in a little bit of pain and didn't bother checking out on the front desk and came bolting in my door.
"Hey mate, what's up? Are you free now?" He said without a care in the world.
Meanwhile, i was massaging somebody ass with her crack wide open (she was Muslim by the way, and anytime a man see her flesh, she has to pray to allah).
Anyhoo, I told him to get loss and go to the waiting room.
On the way out he boomed out "hey that women got a big fat ass hasn't she?"
Now I don't know how she reacted because her face was plastered down on the bed but i think i know how she feels. She probably was all red faced and probably prayed to god to put a Jihad on that guy.
Obviously, that guy was an inconsiderate asshole that shouldn't be allowed to live with any decent human beings.
But it got me thinking...
How the hell can he live with himself on this planet? But if you think simply, you get it.
This guy doesn't think he really is an asshole. He thinks he is a great and funny guy. He is misunderstood and if people think he did something wrong, then it's their fault. He made up a lot of things in his mind that can't be changed.
His mind is inflexible.
And the thing is.... everybody is somewhat rigid in their thinking. It is very easy to think we're always right and it's very hard for us to think we're wrong.
It's human nature.
People hate change. Actually they despise any changes - because we scared of it.
The only way to really persuade or change this thinking of this person is to at least 'walk in his shoes for a mile before judging him'. Once you know someone's thinking, you can rationanize his thoughts and explain it in his way.
If you read the book, "How to Win Friends and Influence People", this is what the book basically say to do.
So if you really want to influence people........ just walk in his shoes for a mile before judging him.
Ok, now think of someone that you know, someone he is too rigid or too stiff in their thinking and try to walk in their shoes. You be surprised how insightful you will be. You don't have to change your thinking or your beliefs.
Conversely, try to walk in someone else's shoe that is more successful than you. You might learn how far you limited your belief's or worldview are.
"Hey mate, what's up? Are you free now?" He said without a care in the world.
Meanwhile, i was massaging somebody ass with her crack wide open (she was Muslim by the way, and anytime a man see her flesh, she has to pray to allah).
Anyhoo, I told him to get loss and go to the waiting room.
On the way out he boomed out "hey that women got a big fat ass hasn't she?"
Now I don't know how she reacted because her face was plastered down on the bed but i think i know how she feels. She probably was all red faced and probably prayed to god to put a Jihad on that guy.
Obviously, that guy was an inconsiderate asshole that shouldn't be allowed to live with any decent human beings.
But it got me thinking...
How the hell can he live with himself on this planet? But if you think simply, you get it.
This guy doesn't think he really is an asshole. He thinks he is a great and funny guy. He is misunderstood and if people think he did something wrong, then it's their fault. He made up a lot of things in his mind that can't be changed.
His mind is inflexible.
And the thing is.... everybody is somewhat rigid in their thinking. It is very easy to think we're always right and it's very hard for us to think we're wrong.
It's human nature.
People hate change. Actually they despise any changes - because we scared of it.
The only way to really persuade or change this thinking of this person is to at least 'walk in his shoes for a mile before judging him'. Once you know someone's thinking, you can rationanize his thoughts and explain it in his way.
If you read the book, "How to Win Friends and Influence People", this is what the book basically say to do.
So if you really want to influence people........ just walk in his shoes for a mile before judging him.
Ok, now think of someone that you know, someone he is too rigid or too stiff in their thinking and try to walk in their shoes. You be surprised how insightful you will be. You don't have to change your thinking or your beliefs.
Conversely, try to walk in someone else's shoe that is more successful than you. You might learn how far you limited your belief's or worldview are.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
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