Thursday, February 7, 2008

Burn Your English Grammar Books

Lately, I've been re-reading my old posts and posts from other blogs. What i notice so far is that the most interesting posts are usually posts that have shitty grammar and spelling mistakes but are written from their heart. It doesn't matter what it say but how they say it.

The good posts i noticed were usually emotionally driven. They had something they want to talk about. I don't want to read a blog about the anatomy of a brain - it would be too boring, too rigid, it would feel like a boring sermon at church.

Instead, I want to read a post about why a crazy surgeon chopped a man head off just so he could look at his brain and then make a soup out of his brain afterwards. MMMMM.....Yummy!!

Anyway, who reads academic texts books in their spare time? Do you read a text book when you take a dump?

...maybe some nerds do, but most people don't. In fact, i bet you one dollar that most people will read one of those trashy tabloid magazines or if you're really horny, look at pornos.

Be honest. I know some of you do. I know some of you have weird fetishes by the way.

Anyway, that's all i want to say now.

P.S I don't read pornos in the toilet - just to let you know.