“I would never cheat on you,”
Translation: I would never cheat on you as long as you don’t piss me off too bad or as long as you don’t piss me off too many times and as long as you make me happy and I don’t get bored.
"Let's Just Be Friends"
Translation: Either “I don’t want to have sex with you anymore, I
want to have sex with somebody else." or, "Im going to use you and abuse while I go look for someone better. In the meantime your my backup just in case I get lonely."
Women want “strange?”
Translation: I'm more horny than ever now and I want a new man.
“My spouse doesn’t pay attention to me,” is code for “I need some ‘strange.’”
Translation: “Hey, my marriage is great. I’m just kind of bored right now and I would like to have sex with somebody different. Are you in?”
“I’m not happy,”
Translation: “I’m bored, and/or horny.”
“I think we should separate,”
Translation: “I’m sleeping with somebody else,” or “I want to sleep with somebody else.”
“Tell me how you feel,”
Translation: “Make me feel good!”
“I could go the rest of my life without ever having sex again.”
Translation: My partner is a pussy but I really love sex but not with you.
Monday, June 30, 2008
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