"Learn How To Decode Chick Language"

“I would never cheat on you,”

Translation: I would never cheat on you as long as you don’t piss me off too bad or as long as you don’t piss me off too many times and as long as you make me happy and I don’t get bored.

"Let's Just Be Friends"

Translation: Either “I don’t want to have sex with you anymore, I
want to have sex with somebody else." or, "Im going to use you and abuse while I go look for someone better. In the meantime your my backup just in case I get lonely."

Women want “strange?”

Translation: I'm more horny than ever now and I want a new man.

“My spouse doesn’t pay attention to me,” is code for “I need some ‘strange.’”

Translation: “Hey, my marriage is great. I’m just kind of bored right now and I would like to have sex with somebody different. Are you in?”

“I’m not happy,”

Translation: “I’m bored, and/or horny.”

“I think we should separate,”

Translation: “I’m sleeping with somebody else,” or “I want to sleep with somebody else.”

“Tell me how you feel,”

Translation: “Make me feel good!”

“I could go the rest of my life without ever having sex again.”

Translation: My partner is a pussy but I really love sex but not with you.

What Woman Want

I had an idea today. Let's say there's a very good looking and classy lady in a high class party where only billionaires and celebrities are allowed.

Now, let's say there were four guys at the party and she had to pick only one guy to take home.
One guy was a multi-billionaire, another a handsome ladies man, then a movie star (lets say this guy is Brad Pitt) and lastly a scabby rotten looking heroin dealer.

Ok. Which one do you think she go home with tonight?

What if this heroin dealer secretly knows she have a heroin addiction?

This is no brainer.

I think this woman would choose the heroin dealer straight away. The heroin dealer knows what she really wants and he provides it.

We usually think we know what people want. In fact, 90% of the time we are wrong. Even though we ask them what they want - they will never give you a straight answer.

What people want are usually 99.9% irrational - it doesn't really make sense. If you apply logic to it, nearly all the time it's not really what they want.

For example, if your friend bought a new flashy car and his reason for buying a car was because:

1. It feels really comfortable and you can go to work/home quicker.
2. It's tax deductible.
3. I got heaps of money and i need something to splash it on.

In fact, the real reason your friend wants to buy that car because:

1. Haha you fucker. Look what i got! Are you fucking impressed? Look how good i am you fucking loser!
2. I got a small fucking dick. I need something to compensate for it. I think this will impress my slutty next door neighbor. My cock is ready for you! Open your legs!
3. For years i think you think i was a loser - now look what i got!
4. Fuck you all! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

Alright. The real reason your girlfriend is dating you because:

1. I can impress my girlfriends, mum and dad that i'm dating this medical doctor who is really a fucking loser that i can't stand spending my rest of life - and just wants to fuck me but really is too chicken shit to say so. All well, i might as well enjoy the spotlight meanwhile i use him as much as i can until a better guy walks into my life.
2. He is so fucking good looking - too bad he has a brain the size of a peanut. Fuck it! I gonna use this guy to impress my friend and use him as my toy. That's it - he is going to be my bitch!
3. Oh my god! Im so fucking lonely, i can't get any real guy. I might as well stick to this fucking loser - better than being fucking a lonely old cow - and inevitably i know i'm going to be a lonely old cow anyway.
4. Fucking hell - this guy is loaded. He is my one way meal ticket out of this poor shithole!