Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Online associate degrees
Just found a great site about getting the best online associate degree programs
Sunday, July 6, 2008
How To Make Better Decisions
I was thinking about the shitty decisions in my life but I notice there was a pattern with bad decisions.
1. I make worse decisions when I'm losing.
2. Emotions are essential part of all decisions and when I get too emotional - it will tend to be a bad decision.
3. I tend to dress up bad decisions as great ones.
To solve it:
1. Write up your decisions and that prevents you from being too emotional.
2. Realise that you can't get too emotional with decisions.
1. I make worse decisions when I'm losing.
2. Emotions are essential part of all decisions and when I get too emotional - it will tend to be a bad decision.
3. I tend to dress up bad decisions as great ones.
To solve it:
1. Write up your decisions and that prevents you from being too emotional.
2. Realise that you can't get too emotional with decisions.
Monday, June 30, 2008
"Learn How To Decode Chick Language"
“I would never cheat on you,”
Translation: I would never cheat on you as long as you don’t piss me off too bad or as long as you don’t piss me off too many times and as long as you make me happy and I don’t get bored.
"Let's Just Be Friends"
Translation: Either “I don’t want to have sex with you anymore, I
want to have sex with somebody else." or, "Im going to use you and abuse while I go look for someone better. In the meantime your my backup just in case I get lonely."
Women want “strange?”
Translation: I'm more horny than ever now and I want a new man.
“My spouse doesn’t pay attention to me,” is code for “I need some ‘strange.’”
Translation: “Hey, my marriage is great. I’m just kind of bored right now and I would like to have sex with somebody different. Are you in?”
“I’m not happy,”
Translation: “I’m bored, and/or horny.”
“I think we should separate,”
Translation: “I’m sleeping with somebody else,” or “I want to sleep with somebody else.”
“Tell me how you feel,”
Translation: “Make me feel good!”
“I could go the rest of my life without ever having sex again.”
Translation: My partner is a pussy but I really love sex but not with you.
Translation: I would never cheat on you as long as you don’t piss me off too bad or as long as you don’t piss me off too many times and as long as you make me happy and I don’t get bored.
"Let's Just Be Friends"
Translation: Either “I don’t want to have sex with you anymore, I
want to have sex with somebody else." or, "Im going to use you and abuse while I go look for someone better. In the meantime your my backup just in case I get lonely."
Women want “strange?”
Translation: I'm more horny than ever now and I want a new man.
“My spouse doesn’t pay attention to me,” is code for “I need some ‘strange.’”
Translation: “Hey, my marriage is great. I’m just kind of bored right now and I would like to have sex with somebody different. Are you in?”
“I’m not happy,”
Translation: “I’m bored, and/or horny.”
“I think we should separate,”
Translation: “I’m sleeping with somebody else,” or “I want to sleep with somebody else.”
“Tell me how you feel,”
Translation: “Make me feel good!”
“I could go the rest of my life without ever having sex again.”
Translation: My partner is a pussy but I really love sex but not with you.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
""How To Be A Pussy (Not A Pussy Cat) ie A Whimp"
Howdy,
I'm kinda bored now but i heard something about how powerful our subconscious mind is. The story was about a journalist who wanted to see how animals were treated in a circus. He went in and saw two elephants, one huge old one and another a small baby elephant.
He notice something strange. The big elephant had a tiny rope wrapped around it's ankle, whereas the small baby elephant had a big chain tied to it's leg. He was curious and asked the circus owner why he did that.
The owner said that the baby elephant needed to learn where his boundary was. He put the chain there because the baby elephant was strong and can escape easily if he had a rope. The baby elephant would try so many times to escape that it has to be reinforced
But... if they use a chain on the baby elephant, why they used a rope on the adult? The owner explained that because the adult elephant was taught from a young age he can't escape no matter what - and that idea or thought was permanently engraved into the elephants mind. So the elephant was conditioned that putting anything around his leg would prevent his escape.
This reminds me when i was young. I was fearless, couldn't give a shit.. and then once you go to school and they put crap in your head, and then you go to church and listen to religious figures and they put more crap in your head...then you watch TV and there's so much crap in there that the crap solidifies and turns into rock.......then you listen to your friends and family and so much crap is in your head that more shit turns into rock......then you listen to politicians and some of the rock shit gets so squashed that it turns into some sort of diamond like material....and then you hear about blah blah blah...
I could go on and on....
But i wouldn't torture you anymore (actually i would like to torture some of the people above but that's another story) and there's actually some wisdom to the above people and things.
But the one thing that prevents us from doing most things that we really want to do is this:
We are our own worst enemy
Like the adult elephant, we don't realise we're strong enough to do what we want but we're prevented from doing it because our own beliefs. The mental image is so strong that we won't believe that we can do it. When you were young, you had infinite wisdom. As you grow older and older, you get scared because people said so and therefore it prevents you from doing the things you really want to do.
So i have a few solutions for all of you that are bitching:
Stop being such a pussy (that includes me...)
Stop being a whiner or bitch (that includes me and you)
Stop listening to hypocrites and pussies (that's almost everyone)
.....now get down and get dirty.
I'm kinda bored now but i heard something about how powerful our subconscious mind is. The story was about a journalist who wanted to see how animals were treated in a circus. He went in and saw two elephants, one huge old one and another a small baby elephant.
He notice something strange. The big elephant had a tiny rope wrapped around it's ankle, whereas the small baby elephant had a big chain tied to it's leg. He was curious and asked the circus owner why he did that.
The owner said that the baby elephant needed to learn where his boundary was. He put the chain there because the baby elephant was strong and can escape easily if he had a rope. The baby elephant would try so many times to escape that it has to be reinforced
But... if they use a chain on the baby elephant, why they used a rope on the adult? The owner explained that because the adult elephant was taught from a young age he can't escape no matter what - and that idea or thought was permanently engraved into the elephants mind. So the elephant was conditioned that putting anything around his leg would prevent his escape.
This reminds me when i was young. I was fearless, couldn't give a shit.. and then once you go to school and they put crap in your head, and then you go to church and listen to religious figures and they put more crap in your head...then you watch TV and there's so much crap in there that the crap solidifies and turns into rock.......then you listen to your friends and family and so much crap is in your head that more shit turns into rock......then you listen to politicians and some of the rock shit gets so squashed that it turns into some sort of diamond like material....and then you hear about blah blah blah...
I could go on and on....
But i wouldn't torture you anymore (actually i would like to torture some of the people above but that's another story) and there's actually some wisdom to the above people and things.
But the one thing that prevents us from doing most things that we really want to do is this:
We are our own worst enemy
Like the adult elephant, we don't realise we're strong enough to do what we want but we're prevented from doing it because our own beliefs. The mental image is so strong that we won't believe that we can do it. When you were young, you had infinite wisdom. As you grow older and older, you get scared because people said so and therefore it prevents you from doing the things you really want to do.
So i have a few solutions for all of you that are bitching:
Stop being such a pussy (that includes me...)
Stop being a whiner or bitch (that includes me and you)
Stop listening to hypocrites and pussies (that's almost everyone)
.....now get down and get dirty.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
"Learn How A 23 Year Old Computer Nerd Make A Hot Woman Horny And Wet In Just One Second!"
see below..........
Just look into their eyes and smile......
Just look into their eyes and smile......
Saturday, March 1, 2008
The Secret On How To Be Unhappy - Trying To Please Everyone
Saturday, 11:38
Sydney, Australia
Blah..Blah....
Howdy,
I don't know how to be happy but i sure do know a surefire way to make yourself miserable - trying to please everyone. This is a disease that most desperate people are trying to do. Because they get what they want from someone, they try to make everybody have in return for something.
Trying to be nice to everyone will make you miserable. Although you may think you're doing a good thing, it will suck all the energy away from you and people will exploit you.
For example, i remember last year i was at this party. There was this guywho tried to make everyone happy. He was cooking the bbq, cleaning the dishes, trying to make everyone laugh with his stupid jokes........basically being a butt-kisser.
Now, on that day i had a huge headache and couldn't be stuffed doing things, like cooking the bloody sausage i bought over. Me being evil and lazy - i ordered the 'butt-kisser' to do all the cooking for me. He was a good cook by the way and a hell of a very nice guy.
I finished my meal and i couldn't bother walking to the other side of the house to put my plates in the garbage. So when i saw the butt-kisser walking pass, i told that guy to clean the shit for me. And he did. I then told some other people to tell him to do the same.
Basically, all the people were exploiting him.
So there you go, stop kissing everyone asses.
Sydney, Australia
Blah..Blah....
Howdy,
I don't know how to be happy but i sure do know a surefire way to make yourself miserable - trying to please everyone. This is a disease that most desperate people are trying to do. Because they get what they want from someone, they try to make everybody have in return for something.
Trying to be nice to everyone will make you miserable. Although you may think you're doing a good thing, it will suck all the energy away from you and people will exploit you.
For example, i remember last year i was at this party. There was this guywho tried to make everyone happy. He was cooking the bbq, cleaning the dishes, trying to make everyone laugh with his stupid jokes........basically being a butt-kisser.
Now, on that day i had a huge headache and couldn't be stuffed doing things, like cooking the bloody sausage i bought over. Me being evil and lazy - i ordered the 'butt-kisser' to do all the cooking for me. He was a good cook by the way and a hell of a very nice guy.
I finished my meal and i couldn't bother walking to the other side of the house to put my plates in the garbage. So when i saw the butt-kisser walking pass, i told that guy to clean the shit for me. And he did. I then told some other people to tell him to do the same.
Basically, all the people were exploiting him.
So there you go, stop kissing everyone asses.
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