How To Run A Kick-Ass Money Making Restaurant Business

Friday 12:48am
Sydney, NSW
Sleepy and stuffed.....

Howdy....

Today at work i was so busy that i didn't have no time to eat. During the afternoon, I rushed from one place to another and eventually was 45mins late at my other workplace.

When I walked to the building I see three people waiting at the door for me. It was raining hard and I can see one old lady with no umbrella and drenched wet, another old fart (he was staring at people intensely - to see where the fucker was, ie me, and a gay guy (he actually looked and acted gay). By the way, this is a normal day for me. I'm not proud of it but fuck it.

So I went to the door and see all these guys staring the shit out of me. I expected them to spit on my face or do something like that.

I wouldn't blame them if they do that. If you're standing in the rain for 45 mins, soaking wet and in a lot of pain I would paint the shop window with feces.

Anyway, all three of them said that i booked them at the same time.

ahhh.... I forgot about that.

So the gay guy walks towards me...

he then slowly and carefully said to me - like he is going to kill me or make love to me...

"....the old lady and guy has been waiting for a long time - you better take them in first. Just rebook me in for next week."

phew!! what a relief...

now, what kind of excuse should i give the old woman and man?

so i thought... stuff it i didn't bother giving them a good excuse, i said i was late because of traffic and that's that. I guess they're in a lot of pain and they need to be treated anyway.

hahaha!

actually.. i shouldn't laugh.

I treated both of them and then finally i was done for the day. I was bloody tired and bloody hungry that i could eat a bloody steak with bloody mushroom sauce.

So i walked to this bloody decrepit restaurant and order a bloody medium rare bloody steak - with coke... umm i mean a bloody coke!

Now, this waiter was one of the most rudest asshole around, he said that there's no bloody steak and the only thing available is a pasta and that's all there is. There were no other choice.

At that time, i was so buggered and hungry and ordered it.

I waited for forty bloody minutes and was served some sloppy piece of crapola. It was one of the most disgusting piece of shit i ever eaten.

sigh...this is karma.....

Anyway, the moral of the story is that the goal of making money in the restaurant business are not: having good quality food, excellent service and is inexpensive. But a good restaurant business should be: serve and charge any shit to hungry customers. Same thing applies to other businesses. For example, if you were locked up with 5 people for days without food and your the only one with a big chocolate bar - how much would they pay for it?

But the above is not the real moral of the story......don't be friggin late.